This is the closest that unshaven smelly men can get

And another week comes and goes. And 2014 keeps on moving without waiting for anyone to catch up.

Anywa, highlights for this week include what the Xbox One is going to do to your family home, manuscripts that have never been translated, a possibly true fairytale about the internet and the male gaze, Amanda Palmer answering your questions about everything, and the first episode of hitREcord. Filler includes things like the angry NSA, the scale of the universe, your new Google SmartHome™, looking at how things now looked back then, rubber band guns, movies repeated back at you Twitter style, the NSA has good points, American cheerleaders playing with cameras, upcoming games for 2014, breaking the NSA, why the ancients couldn’t see green, net neutrality dies aged twenty, comics and horoscopes. But first, chow down on some grammar nazis:

Time to face your mediocrity. Briefly.

Well, this was supposed to be posted about two weeks ago. Except stuff happened; computer stuff. Not as much fun as would be hoped of course. So here’s this, whatever it is. Dig in, enjoy and leave a note about what’s in there, because nobody here has any idea anymore. The adventure begins here:

Stupid computers.