Haha, no, but I can take a picture of you

Bit late this time around perhaps, though as penance there is a lot here. Plenty to read and laugh at and so on. A wide selection of topics ranges from the Big Bang [not the television show] to Popes, Irishmen to famous authors, life after death to life before death [or horoscopes], game consoles to new games, remote controls to digital invisibility, virtual reality to augemented reality, hotels to theft, hearing to instant messaging. So jump in and enjoy:

And just something on keeping secrets: